Monday, April 5, 2010

Just because water is falling...

Short letters to various people of interest:

Dear Southern Californians: When it rains for two hours in the morning, and by rain I mean a gentle spring shower, this is not equivalent to a storm that batters LA. Especially since shortly after the rain finishes, the sun comes out and by the end of the day, there's no sign of water having ever fallen.

Dear fellow flight passenger, sitting behind me: If you pull on the seat in front of you, I feel it. In fact, the seats are not all that stable, so as you rummage through the seat pocket (as apparently you have stored everything you own in there and during the entire 2.5 hour flight, you are in constant need of whatever you shoved in there), I am yanked back with a rather strong force. Please, realize this, and try to be more considerate in the future.

Dear apartment complex: We had some issues a few months ago when you tried to charge us for our washer/dryer, and luckily it was all taken care of. You told us you would let us keep it at no charge until March 31st. We have contacted you to take it out of the apartment, as we will not pay for it. If you do not, however, we will gladly keep it for the last few months we're living here, but we will not pay for it.

Thank you all for listening.

by Topher at 8:08 AM |