Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Corbett needs to stop wasting his morning.

This one is for you, Sonya. I never knew so many people on Google were talking about me! I'm so flattered...

Corbett needs to be reminded that Australians are quite hard to shame.
Corbett needs to learn what drove her mother to leave England for America and subsequently kill herself.
Corbett needs millions of dollars in improvements.
Corbett needs to join Michael Crichton in a class on how to read and cite scientific journal articles.
Corbett needs little introduction.
Corbett needs to be re-elected if he plans to run for governor in 2010.
Corbett needs to return to episodic TV and give up the whole music biz.
Corbett needs the growth which comes from moving into towns like Maleny for his share price to rise.
Corbett needs to use a wheelchair.
Corbett needs to get some cow manure on his boots to fully appreciate the problems that dairy farmers are facing.
Corbett needs to lose the side burns, but love the long hair. He sounds a lot like Tim McGraw.
Corbett needs to be poop-slapped!!
Corbett needs money to get his wandering wife, Zelda, back from a younger man, and he's offered $20,000 "just for pounding a telegraph key."

by Corbett at 9:38 AM |