Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Worst time to sneeze

I used to think that sneezing while driving was one of the worst things ever, especially because I tend to have a chain of sneezes that happen all in a row. But no. It is far worse to sneeze while swishing mouthwash in your mouth. Two things can happen. You can open up and get mouthwash (and let's be frank, snot) everywhere, or you can hold your mouth shut and make sure it doesn't get out.

And let me tell you, if you do the latter, you will feel like your entire body is exploding. Just a warning.

by Topher at 9:05 AM |